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Ski mess up

There was a girl and her crush asked if she wanted to go skiing with him. The only problem is that she had never skied in her life. She went on a bunny hill and she did fine but wen she had to go on the big hills she was out of control and she almost hit trees and other skiers. When she got to the bottom of the mountian she crashed into a pile of snow and her legs flew a part so wide she ripped her pants and her crush saw it happen.

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